Monday, November 2, 2015

Sex And Maggi

Santa Ki Biwi Ek Din Maggi Noodles Bana Rahi Thi.
Usne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Use Sex Karne Ko Bola. Santa Hairan Hogya Lekin Fir Bhi Badi Khushi Se Usne Sex Kiya. Sex Karne Ke Baad Santa Ne Biwi Se Pucha.
Santa: “Aaj Achanak Kaise Tumne Mujhe Kitchen Me Sex Karne Ke Liye Bula Liya?”
Biwi: “Timer Kaam Nahi Kar Raha Tha, Aur Mai Janti Hu Tum 2 Minute Se Zyada Tikoge Nahi.”

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