Choot Se Mukti By Baba Saxidas

baba sexidas  Ke Un Logo Ke Liye Kuchh Upaye Jo Apna Sara Jeevan Choot Ke Piche Kharab Kar Dete Hai

1. Hum Sab Log Choot Ke Liye Gidgidate Hai, Choot Ka Qaidi Ban Na Chhodiye Aur Muth Mariye Aur Apne Pairo Pe Khade Ho Jayiye.

2. Jo Sapne Mein Ladki Dekh Kar Sapne Mein Hi Usko Chodne Ki Shamta Rakhte Hai Vo Sada Khush Rahte Hai

3. Aajkal Ladkiyo Ki Choot Is Kadar Fatti Hoti Hai Ki, Choot Marne Se Jyada Maja Muth Marke Aata Hai

4. Jaisi Koi Bhi Balatakari Choot Marne Ke Bad Uski Kami Ke Bare Mein Shikayat Nahi Karta, Aisi Hi Sachha Muthmar Bhi Shikayat Nahi Karta.

5. Choot Mar Kar Apne Lund Ko Beemari Laga Kar Choot Ko Chhodne Se Acha Hai Muth Mar Ke Lambe Samaya Tak Iska Ananad Lena.

5. Choot Marne Ke Liye Kamra Dhundne Aur Paisi Kharch Karne Se Acha Hai, Kahi Bhi Kabhi Bhi Muth Maro Aur Chalte Bano

So Dosto Choot Ke Piche Bhagna Chhodo Aur Muth Mar Ke Dikha Do Ladkiyo Ko Ki, Apna Haath Jagannaath

Kitaabon Ko Seene Se Laga Leti Ho

Jaaneman College Se Nikalte Hi Kitaabon Ko Seene Se Laga Leti Ho,

Hum Kya Marr Gaye Hai Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho

How To Make Millions $ In Few Months

Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.

Banta Asked: “How?”

Santa: “I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana & Was A Hit.”

Banta Also Went To USA & Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.

Santa Asked: “How?”

Banta: “I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis“

How A Gynecologist Remember a Face

Once A Lady Met A Male Gynecologist In A Party And Asked.

Lady: “Doctor Do You Remember Me?”

Doctor Replied: “Sorry Mam, I Don’t Remember Ladies By Their Faces.“

What Am I?

When I Go In I Might Cause Pain. I Cause You To Spit And Ask You Not To Swallow. I Can Fill Your Hole. What Am I?

Aadami Or Chuha?

Aadami Or Chuha Hamesha Ched (Hole) Ki Taraf Hi Bhagte Hai

Jahan Haddi Nahi Hoti Aur Wo Bahut Sensative Hoti Ha

Girls Or Boys Ki Wo Konsi Jagah Hoti Hai Jahan Haddi Nahi Hoti Aur Wo Bahut Sensitive Hoti Hai???

Lips, Yaa Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo

Difference Between Two Mouths Of Woman

Four Girls In Combined Interview.

Boss: “Normally A Woman Has Two Mouths, Tell Me Difference Between Them”

Girl 1: “Sir One Can Talk Another Cannot”

Girl 2: “Sir One Is Horizontal Another Vertical”

Girl 3: “Sir One Is Hairy Another Is Not”

Girl 4: “Sir, One (Mouth) For My Self, Another (Vagina) For My Boss”

Boss: “You Are Appointed“

Aisa Muhawra Suna Hai Kabhi

Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Kaha

Madam: “Aisa Muhawra Bolo Jisme 2 Body Parts Ke Nam Ate Ho, Jaise: 1-Bina Sir Pair Ki Bat Karna. 2-Hath Pair Chalana…!!”

Pappu Kuch Sochkar: “Ji, Pichwade Mein Ungli Karna“

Bechara Santa, Nahi Dekh Payega Nazara

Banta Bhaaga-Bhaaga Santa Ke Ghar Aaya Aur Khushi Se Bola.

Banta: “Oye Santa, Aaj TV Pe Rakhi Sawant, Apne 38-Inch Ke Boobs Dikhane Wali Hai”

Santa Udaas Hokar Bola: “Achha, Par Main Nahi Dekh Paunga”

Banta: “Kyu?”

Santa: “Mera TV To Sirf 21-Inch Ka Hai?“

Little Johny And His Story

One Day In School Little Johnny Saw His Dad’s Car Passing By The School Playground And Go Into The Woods.

Curious Johnny Followed The Car And Saw His Dad And Aunt Jane In A Sexual Position.

Little Johnny Found This So Exciting. He Ran Back Home And Started To Tell His Mother:  “Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane…‘

At This Point Mom Cut Him Off And Said, “Johnny, This Is Such An Interesting Story, Lets Save The Rest Of It For Supper Time. I Want To See The Look On Your Daddy’s Face When You Tell It Tonight..‘

At The Dinner Table, Mom Asked Little Johnny To Tell The Story.

Johnny Started His Story, ‘Mom, I Was At The Playground And I Saw Dad’s Car Go Into The Woods With Aunt Jane. I Went There To Look And Dad Was Giving Aunt Jane A Big Kiss, And Then He Take Off Her Shirt. Then Aunt Jane Helped Daddy Take His Pants Off, Then Aunt Jane And Daddy Started Doing The Same Thing That Mummy And Uncle Bill Used To Do When Daddy Away for Meetings.‘

Mummy Fainted!

Moral: Sometimes You Need To Just Shut The Fuck Up And Listen To The Whole Story Before You Interrupt!

Please Read The Documents Carefully Before Investing

Boss: “Let Me Fuck You Just One Time, I’ll Be Quick And Pay You 20,000. I’ll Throw The Money On The Floor & Till You Bend Down & Pick Up All, I’ll Be Done”

Girl Likes The Proposal & She Calls Her Boyfriend.

Boy Friend: “Its Fine But Ask For 30,000 & Be Very Quick To Pick The Money”

After 4 Hours Boyfriend Calls Her

Boyfriend: “What Happened?”

Girlfriend: “That Bastard Is Still…

Aaah…

Fucking Me…

Ahh

He Brought All Coins…

Lesson: Please Read The Offer Documents Carefully Before Investing.

Saamp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi Na Toote

Hindi Ki Madam Class Mein Bachho Ka Hindi Grammar Ka Oral Test Le Rahi Thi.

Madam: “Saamp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Lathi Bhi Na Toote – Is Muhavare Ko Ek Shabad Mein Samjhao”

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola: “Mam, Masturbation (Muth)“

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note

William Sexfears 2011 Latest Quote On Sexy Women

A Sexy Woman Is Like A Dirty 1000 Rupee Note, You Don’t Know How Many Have Handled It But You Still Want To Have It.

Kalyug Hai, Ulta To Hona Hi Thha

Ek Bus Mein Sab Seats Pe Mard Baithe Thhe Aur Ek Ladki Khadi Thi.

Kaafi Der Baad Wo Boli: “Kaisa Zamaana Aa Gaya Hai- Chut Khadi Hai, Aur Lund Baithe Hain“

Kaam Karna Koi Asaan Thode Hai

Office Mein Nayi Secretary Aayi, Aate Hi Usne Boss Se Pucha

Secretary: “Sir, Mujhe Roz Kitne Ghante Bethna Padega?”

Boss: “Do Option Hai – Bagal Ke Cabin Mein 10 Ghante, Ya Phir Mere Ghante Pe 10 Minute“

Shubh Kaam Mein Deri Kaisi

Pappu Ne Collage Mein Aayi Ek Nayi Ladki Se Puchha

Pappu: “Kya Mein Apke Boobs Ka Doodh Pee Sakta Hoon”

Ladki Hairan Hokar: “Arrey, Main To Aapko Janti Bhi Nahi?”

Pappu: “Bilkul, Par Meri Maa Hamesha Kehti Hai Ke Shubh Kaam Karne Se Pehle Ladki Ka Doodh Pee Lena Chahiye”

Ladki Ne Taras Kha Ke Bola: “Ye Lo Pee Lo, Vese Kya Shubh Kaam Karne Jaa Rahe The”

Pappu: “Mein Aapko Chodne Ki Soch Raha Thha“

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.

Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya,
Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka

Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo,
Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka

Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.

Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya
Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka

Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka

Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo

Ye Tab Ki Baat Hai, Jab Pappu 5th Class Mein Thha.

Uski Class Ki Ek Teacher Pregnant Thhi, Usko Dekh Ke Ek Din Pappu Bola

Pappu: “Madam Aapko Beta Hone Wala Hai Ya Beti?”

Madam Bade Pyar Se Boli: “Ye Baat Mujhe Kaisi Pata Hogi?”

Pappu: “Madam Mujhe Pata Hai Aapko Kya Hone Wala Hai, Aapko Ladka Hone Wala Hai”

Teacher Hairani Se: “Arey, Tujhe Ye Baat Kaisi Pata?”

Pappu: “Mam Vo Jab Aap Chair Pe Pair Utha Ke Beth Ti Ho To Ander Se Uski Mooche Dikhti Hai“

Tight Chut Ka Maja Kaise Le?

Santa Roz Biwi Ko Sex Ke Waqt Bolta Tha.

Santa: “Aur Tight Kar – Aur Tight Kar, Achhe Se Tight Kar”

Biwi Tang Aakar Ek Din Gusse Se Boli: “Bhosdi Ke Bahar Jaa Ke Ganne Ke Juice Ki Machine Main Dal Le,Tight Bhi Pura Hoga Aur Juice Bhi Jyada Niklega“

Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Choot

Santa Apni Shaadi Ke Teen Din Pehle Call Girl Ke Paas Sex Ke Liye Jata Hai.

Call Girl Ko Itna Maja Aa Raha Tha Ke Usne Uske Land Pe Chaki (Bite) Kaat Li,

Santa Doctor Ke Paas Gaya, Doctor Ne Uske Land Per Patti Bandh Ke Tape Lagai Aur Use Achi Tarah Pack Kar Diya.

Jab Teen Din Baad Santa Ki Shaadi Hui To Wo Apni Patni Ke Saath Suhaag Raat Banane Laga. Uski Patni Ne Kaha.

Patni: “Lo Ji Sonyo, Pesh Hai Ek Dam Fresh & Unused Choot”

Santa Ka Dimag Bhi Kam Kiya Aur Vo Bola

Santa: “Tu Fresh Ki Baat Kar Rahi Hai, Idhar Hamne To Aaj Tak Lode Ki Packing Bhi Nahi Kholi“

How A Gynecologist Remember a Face

Once A Lady Met A Male Gynecologist In A Party And Asked.

Lady: “Doctor Do You Remember Me?”

Doctor Replied: “Sorry Mam, I Don’t Remember Ladies By Their Faces.“

Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?- non veg jokes sexy jokes dirty jokes

Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai?- non veg jokes sexy jokes dirty jokes
Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai? Santa  Ka Beta  Pappu  Ek Din Us Se Puchhta Hai Pappu: “ Papa Kya Aapko Jadu Aata Hai? ” Santa: “ Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kisne Kaha? ” Pappu: “ Agar Nahi Aata To Aap Raat Ko Mummi Se Kyon Keh Rahe Thhe Ki Chal Ab Ghodi Ban Ja.