Underwear Bhi Partywear Ho Gaya?

Santa Undrwear Lene Dukaan Pe Gya.

Dukandar Ne Use 300 Rs Ka Undrwear Dikhaya.

Price Sunkar Santa Bola: “Yaar Roj Pehnne Wala Dikhao, Party Wear Nahi Chahiye”

Sex And Maggi

Santa Ki Biwi Ek Din Maggi Noodles Bana Rahi Thi.

Usne Santa Ko Bulaya Aur Use Sex Karne Ko Bola. Santa Hairan Hogya Lekin Fir Bhi Badi Khushi Se Usne Sex Kiya. Sex Karne Ke Baad Santa Ne Biwi Se Pucha.

Santa: “Aaj Achanak Kaise Tumne Mujhe Kitchen Me Sex Karne Ke Liye Bula Liya?”

Biwi: “Timer Kaam Nahi Kar Raha Tha, Aur Mai Janti Hu Tum 2 Minute Se Zyada Tikoge Nahi.”

A Seriously Funny World

If Swimming Is A Good Exercise To Stay Fit,
Why Are Whales Fat?

Why Is The Place In A Stadium Where People Sit,
Called A Stand?

Why Is It, That Everyone Wants To Go To Heaven,
But Nobody Wants To Die?

In Our Country We Have Freedom Of Speech,
Then Why Do We Have Telephone Bills?

If Money Doesn’t Grow On Trees,
Then Why Do Banks Have Branches?

Why Doesn’t Glue,
Stick To Its Bottle?

Why Do You Still Call It A Building,
When Its Already Built?

If It’s True That We Are Here To Help Others,
What Are Others Here For?

If You Aren’t Supposed To Drink And Drive,
Why Do Bars Have Parking Lots?

If All The Nations In The World Are In Debt,
Where Did All The Money Go?

When Dog Food Is New With Improved Taste,
Who Tests It?

If The “Black Box” Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash,
Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff?

Who Copyrighted,
The Copyright Symbol?

Can You Cry Under Water?

Why Do People Say “You’ve Been Working Like A Dog”,
When Dogs Just Sit Around All Day?

We All Are Living In A Seriously Funny World.

So Enjoy!!!

Mutual Fund Investments Are Subject To Risks.

Investment Banker Was Getting Married.

During Wedding,

Wife Vomits.

Husband: “What Happened ?”

Wife: “Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment.”

Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye ?

Thoda Confusion Hai, Par Baat Hai Lakh Rupaye Ki

Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye ?

Jo Khushi De…

Ya Phir

Jo Khushi-Khushi De…

Aisa Muhawra Suna Hai Kabhi

Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Kaha

Madam: “Aisa Muhawra Bolo Jisme 2 Body Parts Ke Nam Ate Ho, Jaise: 1-Bina Sir Pair Ki Bat Karna. 2-Hath Pair Chalana…!!”

Pappu Kuch Sochkar: “Ji, Pichwade Mein Ungli Karna“

Difference Between Two Mouths Of Woman

Four Girls In Combined Interview.

Boss: “Normally A Woman Has Two Mouths, Tell Me Difference Between Them”

Girl 1: “Sir One Can Talk Another Cannot”

Girl 2: “Sir One Is Horizontal Another Vertical”

Girl 3: “Sir One Is Hairy Another Is Not”

Girl 4: “Sir, One (Mouth) For My Self, Another (Vagina) For My Boss”

Boss: “You Are Appointed“

Jahan Haddi Nahi Hoti Aur Wo Bahut Sensative Hoti Ha

Girls Or Boys Ki Wo Konsi Jagah Hoti Hai Jahan Haddi Nahi Hoti Aur Wo Bahut Sensitive Hoti Hai???

Lips, Yaa Kabhi To Sidha Socha Karo

Sex Karna Mehnat Hoti Hai Ya Maza

Amir Aadmi Kam Karne Wale Majdoor Se Puchta Hai: “Oye Sex Karna Mehnat Hoti Hai Ya Maza”

Majdoor: “Sahab Sex Maza Hi Hoga! Mehnat Hoti To Aap Logo Ne Woh Bhi Hamse Hi Karwana Tha“

English Mein Translate Karna Bada Hi Easy Hai

Class Mein Teacher Ne Pappu Ko Bola

Teacher: “Pappu Is Line Ko English Mein Translate Karo –  Mera Seena Khushi Se Fool Raha Hai”

Pappu: “With Happiness, My Chest Become Breast“

Why Is The Male Organ Called The Fountain Of Youth?

Question: “Why Is The Male Organ Called The Fountain Of Youth?”

Answer: “Because Whoever, Whenever, Wherever Rubs It, Wrinkles Go Away“

World’s Best Rehabilatation Center.

The Vagina Is The World’s Best Rehabilatation / Correction Center.

Even The Most Violent And Aggressive Penis Comes Out Humbled, Head Bowed And Reduced In Size.

Why Thailand Has Highest Number Of Prostitutes?

Why Thailand Has Highest Number Of Prostitutes?

What Else Can You Expect When Country’s Name Is

Thigh-Lund,

Capital Is Bang-Cock

And

Tourist Spot Is Called Fuk-Et.

Control Yourself Father

A Priest Was Walking In A Garden. A Little Came Up To Him And Asked.

Little Girl: “Why Do You Wear Your Collar Backwards?”

Priest: “I’m A Father!”

Little Girl: “My Father Doesn’t Wear His Collar Like That.”

Priest: “I’m A Father Of Many.”

Little Girl: “My Father Has 4 Boys & 4 Girls, But Yet He Doesn’t Wear His Collar Backwards, Then Why Do You?”

The Priest Started Getting Impatient & Answered Angrily.

Priest: “I’m A Father Of Hundreds Of Boys & Girls. That’s Why.”

Little Girl: “Maybe You Should Use A Condom & Wear Your Pants Backwards Instead Of Your Collar. You Horny Bastard!”

The Priest Fainted!